a list for friday—subjects I never want to hear anything else about

this hat

the 2012 presidential election (sigh)

your cell phone plan

Arnold Schwarzenegger

what anyone “really has a passion for”

how much you love Target

how much better _____ is than Starbucks

 

Facebook privacy settings

the details of any church building project or capital campaign

Viagra

how much better Saturday Night Live used to be

prayer in schools

Obama’s birth certificate

your crazy night at the bar

Harold Camping


What are you tired of hearing about?