things I don’t understand, part 12
Why churches must add an extra “e” to their names.
Owning a ferret.
The point of PO boxes at my post office. When I receive a package they refuse to accept it.
Driving across town to save $0.02 a gallon on gas.
Graffiti. You’re making your own neighborhood uglier.
Why scantily-dressed women with names like “AriannaVerySexy” find it strategic to follow me on Twitter.
Green tea. It tastes like grass.
Stretch hummers.
Churches offering “Christian sympathy.” Is there some other kind? What makes it different?
Why my grocery store sells ping pong balls.
Why they are displayed by the paper towels.
Death metal.
This. (Hat tip to my buddy Todd who found it.)
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And why do churches, in order to do away with denominational affiliations, change their names to something environmenta? Here is basically what you get:
WoodCreekWillowPathBrookStoneRiverMountain Church