things I don’t understand, part 8

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Why just one small section of my hair is naturally wavy.

Voluntarily checking carry-on luggage.

Most of what my neighbors do.

Dry-clean-only pajamas.

Sororities. So with enough votes she’s your lifelong “sister”—without them she’s a nobody?

Couples who sit side-by-side instead of across from each other at restaurants.

Long nails, real or fake. How do these women get anything done?

Buying expensive baby clothes.

How men are brave enough to storm the beaches of Normandy with a canteen and a bowie knife but can’t initiate a ten minute conversation to break up with a girlfriend.

Enjoying winter.


Yes, there’s more.